How can I get Famous?

I want my 15 minutes of fame, but I don't know what to do? I'm not white, not very good looking, just an average guy with nothing. But I would like my 15 minutes of fame. I've decided that maybe i'll go up to sunset blvd looking for stars to sleep with, the stars that are married.  Not! I couldn't sleep with my own dog if I tried. I have nothing to offer the world, nothing but a dollar and a dream, and I'm playing lotto with that dollar.  I would love to play on a soap opera as the homeless black man with the heart of gold. NOT! I could do porn, if there is porn for people who sleep with ghost. How can I get Famous? What do I need to do? I want my 15 minutes of fame got dam it! Maybe I could threaten to kill the president? Maybe, or I could rape cats? How can I get Famous got dam it! Only white people can grab that 15 minutes of fame. You think if Tiger Wood had sleep with black women any of them would be getting 15 minutes of fame? Not! But I want to be the first. So how can I get famous! I need help with this, I want 15 minutes of fame. so to anyone out there if you can help me to my 15 minutes of fame tell me and I'll do it. KILL, RAPE, MURDER, STEAL. I'll do it. Because It seems like anything can make you famous anything. So, How can I get famous? Tell me I could use your help.